Sunday, November 27, 2011

When I was a boy



If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich. ~John F. Kennedy

“Prejudices are what fools use for reason.”
Voltaire

“A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.”
C.S. Lewis

Christmas: It’s the only religious holiday that’s also a Federal Holiday. That way, the Christians can go to their services, and everyone else can sit at home and reflect on the true meaning of the separation of church and state. Samantha Bee

Websites of the week



The culmination of millennia of scientific endeavor

(Thanks Saye)

Meditation of the week

Hippocratic Oath
Original, translated into English:
I swear by Apollo, the healer, Asclepius, Hygieia, and Panacea, and I take to witness all the gods, all the goddesses, to keep according to my ability and my judgment, the following Oath and agreement:

Poem of the Week

Holy Ghost

The congregation sang off key.
The priest was rambling.
The paint was peeling in the Sacristy.

A wayward pigeon, trapped in the church,
flew wildly around for a while and then
flew toward a stained glass window,

but it didn't look like reality.

The ushers yawned, the dollar bills
drifted lazily out of the collection baskets
and a child in the front row began to cry.

Suddenly, the pigeon flew down low,
swooping over the heads of the faithful
like the Holy Ghost descending at Pentecost

Everyone took it to be a sign,
Everyone wants so badly to believe.
You can survive anything if you know
that someone is looking out for you,

but the sky outside the stained glass window,
doesn't it look like home?

Video of the week


Song of the Week

Listen to this and you, too, will remember when you were a boy
(I remembered when I was a girl!)

When I was a boy, Dar Williams



I won't forget when Peter Pan came to my house, took my hand
I said I was a boy; I'm glad he didn't check.
I learned to fly, I learned to fight
I lived a whole life in one night
We saved each other's lives out on the pirate's deck.

And I remember that night
When I'm leaving a late night with some friends
And I hear somebody tell me it's not safe,
someone should help me
I need to find a nice man to walk me home.

When I was a boy, I scared the pants off of my mom,
Climbed what I could climb upon
And I don't know how I survived,
I guess I knew the tricks that all boys knew.

And you can walk me home, but I was a boy, too.

I was a kid that you would like, just a small boy on her bike
riding topless, yeah, I never cared who saw.
My neighbor came outside to say, "Get your shirt,"
I said "No way, it's the last time I'm not breaking any law."

And now I'm in this clothing store, and the signs say less is more
More that's tight means more to see, more for them, not more for me
That can't help me climb a tree in ten seconds flat

When I was a boy, See that picture? That was me
Grass-stained shirt and dusty knees
And I know things have gotta change,
They got pills to sell, they've got implants to put in,
they've got implants to remove

But I am not forgetting...that I was a boy too

And like the woods where I would creep, it's a secret I can keep
Except when I'm tired, 'cept when I'm being caught off guard
And I've had a lonesome awful day, the conversation finds its way
To catching fire-flies out in the backyard.

And so I tell the man I'm with about the other life I lived
And I say, "Now you're top gun, I have lost and you have won"
And he says, "Oh no, no, can't you see

When I was a girl, my mom and I we always talked
And I picked flowers everywhere that I walked.
And I could always cry, now even when I'm alone I seldom do
And I have lost some kindness
But I was a girl too.
And you were just like me, and I was just like you"

Sunday, November 20, 2011

November 20, 2011


 

Quotes of the week

“Proverbs are short sentences drawn from long experience.”
Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

The only job Republicans care about is "Barack Obama's”. ~Rep. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D-Fla.)

“The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.”
Albert Einstein

"What we should be asking is not whether we need a big government or small government, but how we can create a smarter and better government." President Barack Obama

Websites of the week


A really neat gif image that I did NOT stare at for ten minutes

Dear Photograph of the week

Meditation of the week

Really good sermon (thanks Rob)

Read Rob’s take on it here http://alaskarob53.blogspot.com/


Sunday, November 13, 2011

November 13, 2011


Photo one of the week


Quotes of the week

“Don't love the things you own, lest they own you.”
Unknown

"Have more than thou showest; speak less than thou knowest." William Shakespeare

"For to be free is not merely to cast off one's chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others." Nelson Mandela

“Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.”
John Wooden

"Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. Your mind will seek to develop the picture...Do not build up obstacles in your imagination." Norman Vincent Peale


Congress has a 13% approval rating. More Americans believe in witches than believe that Congress is doing a good job.  Twitter feed of @Pres_Bartlet Josiah Bartlet

Websites of the week



Easily opt out of unwanted mail! https://www.catalogchoice.org/mailstop/envelope

And two videos for you annoying Iphone users out there:


Dear Photograph of the week


Dear Photograph, It was the falling down and the burrowing into, a pile of crunchy leaves, that made you get up and go out and play. I need to go find me some of that…again. Rachel

The culmination of millennia of scientific endeavor


Type “do a barrel roll” into google and see what happens!

Then try “askew”

And “google gravity” and then hit “I’m feeling lucky”

Meditation of the week

A millionaire wanted his son to understand that the world was made up of those who had great happiness in the world because they never wanted for anything, and those who lived in unhappiness because their struggles were never-ending. He asked one of his lowest-paid workers if his son could stay for a weekend, and the employee agreed.

When the weekend was over, the millionaire picked up his son. On the way home he asked his son, "What did you learn about how others live?"

"A lot," the boy replied as he sat with his shoulders slumped, "We have a dog, but they have three dogs and a couple of cats. They even have chickens and ducks and a donkey. We have a swimming pool, but they have this great big lake. We have a deck, but they have a back yard that stretches for miles and miles. And at dinner, they all sit around a table and laugh and talk together."

The millionaire sat in silence, listening to his son.

"I guess the lesson I learned, Dad, is how poor we really are."

Joke of the Week

Steven Colbert told this joke to a priest who was hawking his book about how hilarious religion is on The Colbert report (watch the segment here)

A guy commits suicide and he goes to heaven and he gets to heaven and God greets him there and the guy says “I’m so surprised I’m here, first of all, I thought there was no God” “And secondly, I thought if you killed yourself, you were damned forever” 
And God says, “You know, that’s a complicated issue, everybody thinks of ending it, of killing themselves at some point” and God says “even I’ve thought of it” and the guys says “Can I ask, why you didn’t do it?”
And God says “what if this is all there is?”

Occupy Wall Street fact of the Week

The latest numbers from the IRS -- based on 2009 tax returns -- show what it takes to be among the top 1% of income earners: adjusted gross income of $343,927 or more. The 1.4 million Americans with this elite status reported 16.9% of all the country’s taxable income.
That’s right. One percent of taxpayers reported almost 17% of all taxable income. But that same tiny group also kicked in 37% of all the taxes paid. How much do you need to make to be in the top 50% of earners? Just $32,396.
Fall below that level and you are in the bottom half, along with nearly 70 million of your fellow taxpayers. All told, that group earned just 13% of the income reported on 2009 tax returns. And they coughed up 2.25% of all the income taxes paid.
Use our calculator to see if you’re in the top 1%, 5%, 10%, 25%, 50% . . . or bottom 50% of income earners.
Read more: http://www.kiplinger.com/features/archives/how-your-income-stacks-up.html#ixzz1cdXLHShe

Photo two of the week

 

Sunday, November 6, 2011

November 6, 2011


This week’s Delete Me first is devoted entirely to blog posts that my brother Rob Seward wrote after he visited New York City.

An account of the 911 site is here

His visit to the Occupy Wall street protests is here.

Do yourself a favor and read this!

Dave